When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone


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about me -

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star trek - this is. amazing. -
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a bit of pee came out the first time i watched this - bang bang - vic and bob - charlie higson -
Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Say nothing.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.

—Alex Elle (via dulce-luna)

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relevant -


"He died?! But this is supposed to be a KIDS MOVIE!"

Massively Underrated Movies [1/?]
↳ Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

19 hours ago with 4,357 notes / via: my-my-here-come-the-fuzz
<33333 - muppet treasure island -

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19 hours ago with 2,187 notes / via: granpappy-winchester
crease - hannibal -


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20 hours ago with 44 notes / via: sexyphysicist
travel - venice - so pretty -

"I’m prepared to bet you £100 that you won’t see any more ghosts by the end of your week here."

22 hours ago with 19 notes / via: fuckyeahvicandbob
hahahaha - brilliant psychiatry - randall and hopkirk -

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23 hours ago with 1,381 notes / via: isleepnow
peter capaldi - v excited to watch my first doctor who episode soon -

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23 hours ago with 218 notes / via: mightymarlz
food porn -

I am a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It’s amazing I’m here at all.

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23 hours ago with 2,673 notes / via: teflonly
black books -

I don’t know why we bother with corsets. Men don’t wear them, and they look perfectly normal in their clothes.”

23 hours ago with 2,619 notes / via: cakesandsnouts
she's so perfect - downton abbey -


@carolynviolet gettin’ her shoes buffed in #HerneBay. Sadly not the Paul and Debbie Twin Bin but a #funbin all the same #AShoeHornForShoeHorning 

23 hours ago with 6 notes / via: paintboxcogitations
hahaha - my face - lovely day -
1 day ago with 23 notes / via: fuckyeahvicandbob
dreams can become reality - vic and bob -

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2 days ago with 277 notes / via: isleepnow
fawlty towers -